DOC. NO. WCE-001 · REV. 04 · CONFIDENTIAL (NOT REALLY) PRINTED ON RECYCLED REGRET

⚠ Notice to all visitors

Software
for phones
and stuff

We make apps for iPhone and Android. They do what we said they would, then they get out of your way. No notifications nagging you back. No upsells. No data sold to anyone. By every metric the industry rewards, this makes us the worst company ever.

Mission
statement

  1. 01 ─

    Make it work

    The app does what we said it would. Edge cases get fixed. We don't ship features that exist mainly to be a screenshot on the App Store page.

  2. 02 ─

    Charge fairly

    Subscription pricing that covers the cost of keeping the service running. No "pro tier" that locks away features that should already exist. No upsell tricks.

  3. 03 ─

    Get out of the way

    No notifications begging you back. No re-engagement campaigns. If you stop using the app, it's because it stopped being useful to you.

The apps,
exhibited

Get
in touch

Form 27-B FILED IN TRIPLICATE REV. 04 / DO NOT BEND

Section IV — Voluntary Statement

Lodge a complaint

Below the line, please describe the nature of your grievance, idea, business proposition, or unprovoked compliment. We read all of them. We respond to most of them.

I, the undersigned, understand that Worst Company Ever Ltd. will read this, reply when a reply is warranted, and not add my email to any list. I submit this in good faith and accept that a response will arrive when one is ready.